Funny Sleep Quotes

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
- Ernest Hemingway
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
- Albert Camus
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes.
- Steven Wright
I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.
- Jarod Kintz
I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.
- David Benioff
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- Emo Phillips
I shall need to sleep three weeks on end to get rested from the rest I've had.
- Thomas Mann
Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.
- Tony Blair
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
- Wilson Mizener

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