Funny Sleep Quotes

No matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting.
- Ronald Reagan
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
- Leo J. Burke
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
- St. Jerome
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens
Forgive me if I sleep until I wake up.
- Charles Olson
I have three kids and a wife, and any moments that aren't dedicated to working on this film in some way, or family, are immediately reserved for sleep.
- Brad Bird
I used to sleep nude - until the earthquake.
- Alyssa Milano
Dream research is a wonderful field. All you do is sleep for a living.
- Stephen LaBerge

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